They were heavily devastated after Tuesday night's 6-1 to Bayern Munich which overturned a 3-1 lead in the quarter-finals of the UEFA Champions League.
After the defeat, a porn website, Brazzers, offered Porto players free members which will help take their minds away from the 6-1 thrashing.
The Canadian based company tweeted Porto during their hammering at the Allianz Arena, giving their players the chance to save £20 a month in membership fees.
"Sorry not sorry," Brazzers tweeted at Porto Twitter account before making the offer to their players.
"Hey @FCPorto, we can offer free memberships to all your players to make you feel better if you want," Brazzers offered.
The offer was also extended to Porto fans who apparently were left frustrated with the result.
"Hey @FCPorto fans, it's okay. Just know that Brazzers is here and you can fap your sadness away," Brazzers added.
Porto this weekend will be facing rivals Benfica in a title decider and will have to reject the offers from Brazzers to focus on the task ahead so as not to suffer similar fate with Asante Kotoko players who was said to have undefined.
Watch the highlight of the 6-1 thrashing below: