"Fine boy like you. Your girlfriend must be lucky".
Nigerian women have a reputation for saying one thing when it completely means something else. The duty of the Nigerian man is to decipher the meaning of these things.
Take this as a mini tutorial, free of charge.
Please oh, don't disturb me, before your girlfriend will come and kill me
Don’t worry you can be going. Have fun.
What are we now?
See, whatever you say, just don't say "we're nothing but pencils in the hand of the Creator".
If you’re not coming again it is fine. (BETTER BE COMING RIGHT AWAY)
Better cross the seven seas to get here.
I’ll be ready in 5 minutes. Just wait.
“But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years” 2 Peter 3:8.
How is that your girlfriend sef?
When she DMs you saying “That girl you have been retweeting, her tweets make so much sense.”
I see what you’re doing dear.
When next are you going to see your mum?
I think we need to take a break.
This break is going till last till we die.
It is not like I want it sha, but it costs 50k.
SPEND THIS MONEY
I miss you and I need to find out if you miss me too.
Nah. No problem. You can do it. I don’t mind.
If they born you well, try it.
She's just saying,