Several times I have had to avert my eyes, or walk sideways like a crab to avoid looking into exposed buttcracks as I walk the streets.
Do Women Expose Butt-Cracks To Copy Sagging Boys?
One sight many people have confessed hating is an exposed butt-crack, especially the dirty, scarred ones peeping out of unkempt pants and skirts.
It has become so common sight these days – with married and single women all culprits, that many people have stopped complaining about it anymore.
Now, I may get raps for this, but I wonder, why do women expose their butt-cracks?
They deliberately go to the market to buy undersized jean then wear them with small tops into the streets to abuse our innocent eyes.
Sometimes I wonder if it is an equality of the sexes thing, expressed in dress pattern, the logic being that since the men sag their pants, it would be proper for women to equally wear something similar, hence the birth of low waist/waistless jeans.
I hate sagging and never do it, but I hate seeing butt-cracks even more!
At least, the sagging dudes wear very large boxers and you rarely see their craw-craw infested buttocks when they go out in their baggy lap-strapped trousers.
For the women folk, this is different.
Yes, some of them have really curvy hips, smooth skin and a general cleanliness about them that you would not mind the free show an exposing, waistless jean offers.
But we will all agree that majority of the butt-cracks we see in buses, on the roads, clubs... basically everywhere including churches, are not a good sight.
Yesterday I saw one with pimples large enough to be picked with blacksmith tongs and some have stretch marks like the map of Africa - yet they expose them!
I’ve seen so many such butt cracks that I fear I may somehow develop cancer of the eyes!
Definitely, most people would not like to see their mother, sister, daughter or lover’s butt crack open for public viewing – to what end?
Fam, whats your position on this?
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