Marriage By Profession

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We were on our second bottle of White Vodka (these guys can drink, I tell you), when Tim announced that one of old friends, Paulo, is getting married at the end of the month to a Nurse. He placed a strong emphasis on the nurse, making it sound as Paulo is throwing away his soul with the impending marriage to the nurse.

"We have advised him against marrying the nurse but he will never listen to anyone. You know how Paulo is always hell-bent once he has made a choice."

"And what is wrong in marrying a nurse, if I may ask?" I chipped in.

"There is everything wrong with nurses. If only you see what they get up to when they are at work, especially during night duty," he insisted.

I knew a story was warming up and I adjusted closer to the table.

"So, tell us what they get up to."

"Nurses are some of the promiscuous women anyone can ever have as a wife. I remember once when I was admitted in a private hospital. I spent two weeks in the hospital and I got a first hand knowledge of how loose they are.

They were sneaking into patient's private wards have sex with them. There was this particular one that had hot pants and at the last count, she had slept with five patients. In fact, we called her Miss Hottie," Tim recalled.

"I am sure being who you are, you also partook in her free donation," Kelvin asked.

"Before nko, I be wood?" Tim answered.

"Then you are as bad as the nurse you condemned," I quipped.

"So which profession do not have loose women?" I asked.

"I know every profession have them but nurses are the worst. In fact, followed closely are your female colleagues," he replied.

"I concur with that," Kelvin said. "Female journalists are as bad as the nurses. Some of them are glorified prostitutes. knows that is the truth."

"Mba, that is is an over kill. Fine, there could be some who flirt around but generally, female journalists are very decent people," I said. After all, I must defend my constituency.

"Biko, shut up there. We all know what your colleagues do, so don't try to paint them as good," Kelvin insisted.

"As much as I agree that there are few loose ones, that does not qualify all of them."

"Okay, now that we are on the topic, which profession would you say have the most loose women?" Tim fired.

"I will say that bankers, especially those in the marketing department, take the lead here," I said.

"Ha, those ones are something else, especially when they have a target to meet. There was one of them who tried to sell a particular saving product in my office and at the end of the day, she ended up sleeping with almost all the guys. And the funny thin is that she is married. I pitied her husband no be small."

"What of female lawyers? Don't you have some of them who are loose too?" Tim asked.

"Yes, we do have them but I can tell you that many of them are not as spoilt as females in other professions. The reason being that they are mostly going from one court to the other and they are actually representing people who have cases, and not the other way round," Kelvin the lawyer tried defending his territory.

"I hear that women in the forces are as bad as others, if not more," I said.

"Ha baba, don't even go there. Those ones are what we call fire-for-fire. Have you tried ladies in the military, especially the Navy?

I once had a Naval officer friend and he used to organise a sex party where female officers did the most unthinkable things. They are loose, man," Tim said.

"You guys seem to forget the female entertainers. If there is any industry that has prostitutes parading as practitioners, it has to be the entertainment industry.

All the so called actresses, singers, dancers, video vixens, are all prostitutes in disguise. Some years ago, I launched a subtle investigation and men, you needed to see the stark prostitution that hit me in the face.

Especially in the movie industry, sex come as cheap as 10 kobo. Even a roll in a crowd is gotten through sex. Those girls are passed around even to the camera hands on production sets. I can marry any woman in any profession but an actress is completely out. Tufia!" Kelvin said.

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"What of female teachers, doctors, pastors, and even traders? So if all professions have prostitutes, then no one should get married abi?" I said.

"Na only God go save us men," Kelvin concluded.

This brings me to the question: which profession do you think have the most promiscuous women?

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