If you chase them off the street, the truth is that one of them go still end up for your gateman house.
The interesting thing is that he said the Senate has entered a deal with commercial banks to beautify roads in Abuja, and it never crossed 'our' mind that the so called prostitutes could be employed to do the jobs.
Well, the normal government magic na, we go hear say a press release was issued to that effect, but haters decided not to publish it. Then everyone pulls out the #FakeNews card.
This is a clear evidence of how our politicians and lawmakers enact policies only for themselves without considering who it affects or how the people will react.
Senator sir, what do you want these girls to do when you take them off the streets? Do you want them to line up at your doorsteps for photo-shoots in your expensive rides?
Or na make dem come dey shake tongolo for you for house, abi na free lap dance dem go do?
One would have thought that you would have partnered with NAPTIP – National Agency for the Prohibition and Trafficking in Persons to draw out a plan to empower them and gradually get them out of the streets.
Anyway, this prim and proper political consciousness rhetoric no be my matter today. What is funny, is the fact that he asked the police to stop prostitutes from selling their market in the street.
Oga! who wan catch who? Police wan catch them abi na olosho go hol police? You carry yam go give goat say make him keep am safely for you. Wahala!
Anyway, these so called prostitutes now have an association through which they air their opinion on issues that matter to them.
So, baba Melaye, if you do not want these girls to come to your office with placards and throw condoms at you, kindly look for a way to discuss with them and offer alternatives that will keep them occupied.
Bros why you dey do like say him no know say after a hard day’s work of shouting and passing bills, sorry I meant NEPA bills, some go branch koro go visit seaside, still use our budget money pay for service?
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I have spoken to some of these girls, HELLO! I said spoken, as in talk, face to face. This line just sounds awkward.
Anyway, there is nothing I will say that will set me free from the dirty thoughts in your mind right now. Go ahead. Lol!
As I was saying, most of these girls really do not want to go about selling their bodies for money, good money at that, if you dey service upper end Abuja.
Anyway, some of the upper end Abuja branch girls don dey relocate down town because sai baba wind of change don blow many people. No more raunchy house parry! If I hear parry, try am make Magu haunt you.
These girls will readily drop their runs and take any opportunity that will help them live a more respectable life. That na the ones wey dem never dash the work as birthday gift oh. Because, no matter what you do, some will still not leave the streets because they say the street has taken over.
Dear sir, if you really want to stop prostitution in the FCT, enact a law banning it totally for the person wey dey price market and the person wey shade market.
I bet you say even the guy wey dey siddon for your side for chambers go beef you.
Bros Melaye, you have a good plan, but let us empower these girls before pushing them out.
If you chase them off the street, the truth is that one of them go still end up for your gateman house, because agro must catch your maiguard one day.
You know say the gateman house for that una Abuja go do to pay bride price for Benue state or Anambra sef, and train seven children reach university for Asari Dokubo university for Cotonou.
Bros no let them go tear your agbada like the other time wey Jagaban wife use her long finger nail design you oh. A word is enough for the wise.
I think the aim should be to reduce the attraction that prostitution offers and the wrong notion among most ladies that it is a viable and lucrative way out of economic hardship, and not just cutting the leaves of the tree by banning them from the streets of Abuja.
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