What if Thin Tall Tony was a woman?

fuad lawal

March 22, 2017 4:04 PM

Let's call TTT, say Tina?

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Thin Tall Tony ticked all the wrong boxes while he was competing in the Big Brother Naija house. What if he was a woman?

"Are you single," a housemate asked.

"By the grace of God," said Thin Tall Tony. Blatantly. With a wife and two kids at home, with one on the way.

Thin Tall Tony did just everything to piss of the average Nigerian in the house.

That's not all.

He stripped when they needed to campaign for votes to stay in the house. He talked about how Big Brother was his last hope, and then when he had no clothes on anymore, he said, "this is all I have left".

When Big Brother offered to reach out to his family, he refused.

Let's not forget when he threw his entire family under the bus.

But after leaving the house, he went on to say it was all part of a strategy. I mean, he could legit say it just means he's a great actor.

But, what if Thin Tall Tony was a woman, like, let's say Thin Tall Tina?

So let's take it again, A Bally says, "are you single?"

And then our Tina says "by the grace of God". People are going to be like,

And then imagine Tina stripping naked, asking for votes because "this is all she has left". Everybody will be like,

And eventually, like Tony, she'll probably get evicted, because you know, Nigerians have an obligation to be moral when dealing with other people.

But what will be the difference between Tony and Tina?

The difference is that as usual, the press will ask Tony's wife and she'll say he's a good husband. Which to her, might be true.

You'll also probably hear people say, "Oh men are like that. Just manage him like that".

But what if it was Tina, you'll probably hear stuff like,

"HAYYY GOD WHAT SORT OF MOTHER DENIES HER CHILDREN?"

Time will tell if Nigerians will end up becoming more forgiving to Thin Tall Tony. But I doubt they'll ever forgive a Tina. But oh well, I might be wrong, what do you think?

fuad lawal