10 Hilarious reasons why Nigerians should never visit South Africa

zainab quadri

January 5, 2016 1:51 PM

South Africa is too dangerous, come back home please!

1. Cutlass is their briefcase they carry it everywhere

2. The have so many Denrele in their midst

3. They have no modern means of transportation

And this is their Jeep

4. This is how you identify their Yahoo boys

5. They have too many wild animals

6. South African rich men and politicians put on RED all the time

7. The beach is always too full

8. They speak/write horrible English

9. They have a pot bellied president

10. They don't wear cloth

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