Facial hair in all its forms — beards, mustaches etc. — have been coming back with a vengeance for years now, but it's about time we address one form of this trend that is an absolute no-no. The goatee.
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Shave off your goatee, do it today
Gentlemen, your facial hair should make you look like a gentleman.
Chuck Todd, journalist and terrible goatee awareness spokesperson.
If you have one, shave it off. Do it today.
Your goatee says, 'I just time traveled here from an Orlando sales conference sometime in 1991 and I'm here to party to the sweet sounds of Kid Rock and Creed in my sleeveless t-shirt and cargo shorts.'
Maybe that's not what you see when you look in the mirror, but that's what your goatee is saying. Trust us.
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You don't have to take our word for it. We talked to stylist Jessica Cadmus, founder of the Wardrobe Whisperer, a firm that specializes in dressing professionals, especially on Wall Street.
attempt it."
Emphasis ours.
The goatee is a vestige of the 90s that won't seem to loosen its death grip on men around the country. And while we understand that a lot of 90s fashion is back, its facial hair did not come along with it.
This is what you wish you looked like with a goatee.
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This is what you actually look like.
Again, this is what you think you look like.
This is what you actually look like, though.
And no, it doesn't look any better in Wall Street fiction.
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